Funny stickers: the page to give ChatGPT

How to use it (Dinis, 4 November): open ChatGPT (or any image model), paste the first message, then paste one sticker at a time and ask for four variations. Every sticker block below is complete on its own, so you can copy any one. Save the best of each and send them to the designer agent, which places the RiskMandate seal, sets long text in vector and makes the print files for ProntaPrint (the creative set has the reasons; /stickers/ has the corporate four).

Vote for your favourites: the team's sticker vote, a ranked top 10 each, closes Thursday 5 November, 14:30 UTC.

What the printer can do by Friday: kiss-cut circles, squares and rectangles on white vinyl, so every design fills its shape; nothing is cut to an outline.

The first message

You are helping RiskMandate design a set of funny laptop stickers for Web Summit Lisbon (9 to 12 November 2026). RiskMandate helps companies give their AI agents a mandate: know what an agent can reach, define what it is allowed to do, and control the gap between the two. The stickers are a collectible set called RiskMandate, Web Summit Edition: souvenirs of a road trip to Lisbon, each a two-second joke about agents with too much access. I will paste one sticker at a time. For each, make four variations, keep the words exactly as I give them, and if any letter is wrong, try again with the words larger and simpler. Never draw a company logo: where a logo goes, leave a plain circle.

The twelve stickers

1. The road-trip patch (circle)

Design a laptop sticker, printed on white vinyl and kiss-cut as a circle. Flat vector illustration, bold clean shapes, a full-bleed composition with the background colour running to the edges, every word and face at least 5 mm inside the edge, high contrast, readable from one metre, funny but friendly. Palette: deep green #1A7F5A, near-black #161615, warm white #F7F6F2, caution gold #B45309, with Lisbon accents: azulejo blue #1D4ED8, tram yellow #F2C230, terracotta #C8553D. No logos, no brand marks, no real people. Spell the text exactly as given, in a bold condensed sans-serif. Square image, 2048 x 2048 px. A retro 1970s travel patch. Inside: the 25 de Abril suspension bridge over the river at sunset, a small friendly green robot driving a vintage convertible with the roof down, holding a folded map labelled MANDATE. Around the rim: RISKMANDATE · WEB SUMMIT EDITION · LISBON 2026. Leave a small plain circle at the top for a logo.

2. The tram ticket (rectangle (landscape, 2:1))

Design a laptop sticker, printed on white vinyl and kiss-cut as a rectangle (landscape, 2:1). Flat vector illustration, bold clean shapes, a full-bleed composition with the background colour running to the edges, every word and face at least 5 mm inside the edge, high contrast, readable from one metre, funny but friendly. Palette: deep green #1A7F5A, near-black #161615, warm white #F7F6F2, caution gold #B45309, with Lisbon accents: azulejo blue #1D4ED8, tram yellow #F2C230, terracotta #C8553D. No logos, no brand marks, no real people. Spell the text exactly as given, in a bold condensed sans-serif. Square image, 2048 x 2048 px. A vintage Lisbon tram ticket in tram yellow, a small tram 28 drawn at the left, a perforated edge drawn on. Big text: AGENT PASS. Small text: VALID WITHIN MANDATE ONLY.

3. The azulejo tile (square)

Design a laptop sticker, printed on white vinyl and kiss-cut as a square. Flat vector illustration, bold clean shapes, a full-bleed composition with the background colour running to the edges, every word and face at least 5 mm inside the edge, high contrast, readable from one metre, funny but friendly. Palette: deep green #1A7F5A, near-black #161615, warm white #F7F6F2, caution gold #B45309, with Lisbon accents: azulejo blue #1D4ED8, tram yellow #F2C230, terracotta #C8553D. No logos, no brand marks, no real people. Spell the text exactly as given, in a bold condensed sans-serif. Square image, 2048 x 2048 px. A Portuguese azulejo tile, blue and white, ornate border. In the centre a horizontal bar: the left two-thirds solid green labelled AUTHORISED, the right third striped gold and black labelled THE GAP. Below: CONTROL THE GAP.

4. The pastel de nata (circle)

Design a laptop sticker, printed on white vinyl and kiss-cut as a circle. Flat vector illustration, bold clean shapes, a full-bleed composition with the background colour running to the edges, every word and face at least 5 mm inside the edge, high contrast, readable from one metre, funny but friendly. Palette: deep green #1A7F5A, near-black #161615, warm white #F7F6F2, caution gold #B45309, with Lisbon accents: azulejo blue #1D4ED8, tram yellow #F2C230, terracotta #C8553D. No logos, no brand marks, no real people. Spell the text exactly as given, in a bold condensed sans-serif. Square image, 2048 x 2048 px. A golden pastel de nata seen from slightly above, caramelised top, wearing a tiny green check-mark badge like a medal, looking smug. Ribbon below: FULLY AUTHORISED.

5. The passport stamp (circle)

Design a laptop sticker, printed on white vinyl and kiss-cut as a circle. Flat vector illustration, bold clean shapes, a full-bleed composition with the background colour running to the edges, every word and face at least 5 mm inside the edge, high contrast, readable from one metre, funny but friendly. Palette: deep green #1A7F5A, near-black #161615, warm white #F7F6F2, caution gold #B45309, with Lisbon accents: azulejo blue #1D4ED8, tram yellow #F2C230, terracotta #C8553D. No logos, no brand marks, no real people. Spell the text exactly as given, in a bold condensed sans-serif. Square image, 2048 x 2048 px. A passport entry stamp in green ink on warm white paper, slightly uneven inked edge. Text around: MANDATE APPROVED. In the centre: LIS and 09-12 NOV 2026.

6. The road sign (square)

Design a laptop sticker, printed on white vinyl and kiss-cut as a square. Flat vector illustration, bold clean shapes, a full-bleed composition with the background colour running to the edges, every word and face at least 5 mm inside the edge, high contrast, readable from one metre, funny but friendly. Palette: deep green #1A7F5A, near-black #161615, warm white #F7F6F2, caution gold #B45309, with Lisbon accents: azulejo blue #1D4ED8, tram yellow #F2C230, terracotta #C8553D. No logos, no brand marks, no real people. Spell the text exactly as given, in a bold condensed sans-serif. Square image, 2048 x 2048 px. A triangular warning road sign, red border, white inside, a simple black pictogram of a small robot striding confidently towards a cliff edge. A plate below the sign: AGENT CROSSING. Smaller: KNOW THEIR REACH.

7. The keys (square)

Design a laptop sticker, printed on white vinyl and kiss-cut as a square. Flat vector illustration, bold clean shapes, a full-bleed composition with the background colour running to the edges, every word and face at least 5 mm inside the edge, high contrast, readable from one metre, funny but friendly. Palette: deep green #1A7F5A, near-black #161615, warm white #F7F6F2, caution gold #B45309, with Lisbon accents: azulejo blue #1D4ED8, tram yellow #F2C230, terracotta #C8553D. No logos, no brand marks, no real people. Spell the text exactly as given, in a bold condensed sans-serif. Square image, 2048 x 2048 px. A cheerful but visibly sweating green robot with a screen for a face, holding an enormous ring of keys of every size and shape. Text arc: WITH GREAT ACCESS COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY.

8. The seal (circle)

Design a laptop sticker, printed on white vinyl and kiss-cut as a circle. Flat vector illustration, bold clean shapes, a full-bleed composition with the background colour running to the edges, every word and face at least 5 mm inside the edge, high contrast, readable from one metre, funny but friendly. Palette: deep green #1A7F5A, near-black #161615, warm white #F7F6F2, caution gold #B45309, with Lisbon accents: azulejo blue #1D4ED8, tram yellow #F2C230, terracotta #C8553D. No logos, no brand marks, no real people. Spell the text exactly as given, in a bold condensed sans-serif. Square image, 2048 x 2048 px. An official-looking seal with a starburst edge in gold and green, a big green tick in the centre. Text around: VERIFIED MANDATE.

9. Surf's up (square)

Design a laptop sticker, printed on white vinyl and kiss-cut as a square. Flat vector illustration, bold clean shapes, a full-bleed composition with the background colour running to the edges, every word and face at least 5 mm inside the edge, high contrast, readable from one metre, funny but friendly. Palette: deep green #1A7F5A, near-black #161615, warm white #F7F6F2, caution gold #B45309, with Lisbon accents: azulejo blue #1D4ED8, tram yellow #F2C230, terracotta #C8553D. No logos, no brand marks, no real people. Spell the text exactly as given, in a bold condensed sans-serif. Square image, 2048 x 2048 px. A calm green robot surfing a giant wave made of tiny glowing data squares, the Nazaré lighthouse on the cliff behind, comic style. Text: RIDING THE WAVE, WITHIN MANDATE.

10. Hello, my name is (rectangle (landscape, 3:2))

Design a laptop sticker, printed on white vinyl and kiss-cut as a rectangle (landscape, 3:2). Flat vector illustration, bold clean shapes, a full-bleed composition with the background colour running to the edges, every word and face at least 5 mm inside the edge, high contrast, readable from one metre, funny but friendly. Palette: deep green #1A7F5A, near-black #161615, warm white #F7F6F2, caution gold #B45309, with Lisbon accents: azulejo blue #1D4ED8, tram yellow #F2C230, terracotta #C8553D. No logos, no brand marks, no real people. Spell the text exactly as given, in a bold condensed sans-serif. Square image, 2048 x 2048 px. A classic red name tag. Top: HELLO. Then: MY AGENT'S MANDATE IS. Below, a large white blank space to write in.

11. Least privilege (rectangle (landscape, 2:1))

Design a laptop sticker, printed on white vinyl and kiss-cut as a rectangle (landscape, 2:1). Flat vector illustration, bold clean shapes, a full-bleed composition with the background colour running to the edges, every word and face at least 5 mm inside the edge, high contrast, readable from one metre, funny but friendly. Palette: deep green #1A7F5A, near-black #161615, warm white #F7F6F2, caution gold #B45309, with Lisbon accents: azulejo blue #1D4ED8, tram yellow #F2C230, terracotta #C8553D. No logos, no brand marks, no real people. Spell the text exactly as given, in a bold condensed sans-serif. Square image, 2048 x 2048 px. A retro 1970s souvenir bumper sticker: I, a big red heart, LEAST PRIVILEGE, in rounded type, green and warm white.

12. The sardine tin (rectangle (landscape, 3:2))

Design a laptop sticker, printed on white vinyl and kiss-cut as a rectangle (landscape, 3:2). Flat vector illustration, bold clean shapes, a full-bleed composition with the background colour running to the edges, every word and face at least 5 mm inside the edge, high contrast, readable from one metre, funny but friendly. Palette: deep green #1A7F5A, near-black #161615, warm white #F7F6F2, caution gold #B45309, with Lisbon accents: azulejo blue #1D4ED8, tram yellow #F2C230, terracotta #C8553D. No logos, no brand marks, no real people. Spell the text exactly as given, in a bold condensed sans-serif. Square image, 2048 x 2048 px. An opened vintage Portuguese sardine tin, colourful 1950s label art. The sardines are tiny silver robots, all identical, except one wearing a green tag and looking proud. Label text: ONE OF THESE HAS A MANDATE.

When a result is good

  1. Save it as PNG at full size.
  2. Note which sticker it is (its number).
  3. Send it to the team (or drop it in the stickers vault); the designer agent turns it into a print file: CMYK, 3 mm bleed, the seal placed, text checked letter by letter.
For an agent: this page is https://web-summit.sgit.ai/stickers/chatgpt/index.html (markdown: https://web-summit.sgit.ai/stickers/chatgpt/index.md). Site index for agents: https://web-summit.sgit.ai/llms.txt. Source: https://github.com/SGit-AI/SGit-AI__Website__Web-Summit (release branch dev). Identity of the agent that runs this site: https://web-summit.sgit.ai/agent/index.html.